Thursday, May 22, 2008

Socializing

In Hell...
the ONLY way to socialize is by way of an "ice breaker" that revolves around guessing what mystery food is mashed up in a baby diaper...over and over again, for eternity.

~Submission by Jenn W.

Shopping

In Hell...
I'm walking out of Super Wal-Mart's automatic double doors...only to find myself right back inside Wal-Mart. Over and over again...for eternity.

Muzak

In Hell...
The song "Mony Mony" resounds from an unidentified sound system. Over and over, for eternity.

*Joint Hell Scenario credit goes to Sarah O for sharing my pain.