Drama

A bunch of really ignorant people...actually have a bigger point that I can't argue with.

Blogging

Your favorite blogger starts a new blog site every eight months.

~Submission by Bill P.

Commuting

A.  Every exit off of I270 is Sawmill Rd.

B.  Every intersection thereafter is Hilliard Rome Rd. and Roberts Rd.

Neighbors

David Nelson is my neighbor...

Socializing

In Hell...
the ONLY way to socialize is by way of an "ice breaker" that revolves around guessing what mystery food is mashed up in a baby diaper...over and over again, for eternity.

~Submission by Jenn W.

Shopping

In Hell...
I'm walking out of Super Wal-Mart's automatic double doors...only to find myself right back inside Wal-Mart. Over and over again...for eternity.

Muzak

In Hell...
The song "Mony Mony" resounds from an unidentified sound system. Over and over, for eternity.

*Joint Hell Scenario credit goes to Sarah O for sharing my pain.